Hey everyone... it's been a long time. I've been feeling really unmotivated and have recently been going through some bad stuff in my personal life. I have a double update in preparation that I will finish as soon as possible, and I also got Seasons and Free Time for Christmas so there'll be new stuff in future updates if all goes well. Sorry about the ridiculously long hiatus.

UNGH, I AM SO SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE.

Someone please kick my lazy ass into gear so that I can update!

So when I said "very very soon" I obviously meant several weeks. Context clues and all that, you know. I'm slow and lazy, what can I say.




( Forgive me Lord for all this hate, I simply am inebriate )


edit: I just realized I neglected to write down, and therefore to include, any of the kids' stats. ...Whoops. Next time.

JESUS H I just realized I haven't posted an update in nearly a month. What the hell, guys? Certainly you're not going to tell me that this is the result of my being completely and utterly obsessed with a certain videogame series that shall remain nameless? Because I assure you, good sirs and madams, I have no idea to what you are alluding.

What I'm trying (well, not really) to say is that I've had my shots sitting on my computer for weeks, most of them cropped and ready to go. So that means I should have an update ready very very soon. Unless I get distracted by the game again. SELF, BE QUIET. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Loves,
V. Who is on just a slight amount of crack tonight. And every night. And also apologizes for the borderline spampost.

I'm having a bitch of a time finding the videogame I want for a price less insane than $180, so I'm contemplating spending money on another Sims EP instead.

I really, really want Seasons. I can hear my computer screaming in agony already though. Hope it won't crap out on me...

So, uh, I'm back. I was back 2 days ago actually, and I'm already well on my way to another update. I'll also eventually be posting a freakin' huge Disney World recap, with a crapton of pictures, in my personal journal for those who are interested. I'll give you a heads up when it's been posted.

I'm super pressed for time since there's a million things I need to do before leaving tomorrow, so consider this a not-so-mini mini update.




( The Zyzzyvas: Overpopulating Sim City since 2007. )


I hope you all enjoyed that (admittedly rushed) update. I'll be back from Disney World in a little over a week, hopefully with yet another update!

My apologies again for being behind schedule. Every time I play now there are several glitches I either have to endure or figure out how to fix. It's not enough to be game-breaking, but just enough to be extremely frustrating. I moved everyone off the Uni lot I had been playing on, which seemed to fix some problems initially, but then other problems popped up in their places. Nevertheless, I'm about 75% of the way there to the next update. It's just a matter of how quickly my laggy, fucked up game can crank out that last 25% that's the problem...

HOLY CRAPOOP, AN UPDATE. Yes, I am a slow bastard. No, this update probably won't be worth the wait. In fact, it's a short update, because although I played for quite a while, very little actually happened. To make up for this I'm going to play a lot over the next few days and put out more updates, ones that are hopefully actually amusing! Hooray, or something.





( We'll always have... THE MEMORIES. )

HELLO AGAIN. Yes, I'm alive, but terribly distracted. Where have I been? Well, I'll give you two words (or one word and a Roman numeral): Suikoden IV. And, uh, like 4 other RPGs. I just can't help myself when it comes to games... But anyway, I have about half of an update played/shot so far. And it will get done soon! I mean it this time!

Well, depression has been eating me alive for the past two weeks, but I'm finally feeling up to simming again. Last night I was attempting to make a sim for a possible story-based legacy and discovered that there is a brown hair in the bin that's crashing my game. So, as soon as I figure out what file is causing the problem and smite it to hell, I can finally play the Zyzzyvas and make an update. Now to go sift through eight billion hair files...

EDIT 5 HOURS LATER: I found the culprit. It was a hair I got from PMBD, which was apparently an incomplete hair set. I never, ever, ever want to be subjected to the 50/50 method again.

Today's entry is brought to you by the letter R. For RAAAAAAGE.




( I'm running out of colors here! )

The legacy house is fucking chaotic at the moment. By the end of this update, you'll see why. These sims are driving me crazy (an admittedly short drive, but still). I still love them all though. TO DEATH.




( I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! )

I would've had this posted yesterday, but a real life incident prevented that. An incident involving a backed up toilet, a flooded bathroom, and unspeakable horror bubbling up into the tub. That's probably too much information, but if I had to suffer, so do you lucky people! Enjoy the nightmares.




( There's no such thing as birth control in a legacy. )


NOTE: In case you missed it, Selene is up for download! She can be found in the info post here.

This is a sort of Zyzzyva legacy sim info/resource/whatever post. It'll be updated as time goes on. Questions about custom content I use or anything else can be asked here or on the main legacy posts, it doesn't really matter to me.

At the moment this is nowhere near complete. I need to get the spouses' stats and put pictures of everyone. Also I plan on listing my defaults and any frequently recurring CC, such as hair and hacks and so on.


( The Zyzzyva family info )

I packaged Selene, but since this is my first time ever uploading a sim, there's a chance I did something wrong. What I need is for someone to download her and see if everything's working properly. She can be found here. If anyone needs me to upload to another site, I can.

For those of you who are interested in downloading Selene, she'll be available either before or at the end of the update after this one. If you want any of my other sims, just ask and I'll upload them too.

This post took me DAYS to write, and it's not as funny as the previous updates. I find sim-college so damn uninspiring and frustrating. Things should be back to normal next time.




( College: where those entrusted with the future of the world come to learn, grow, and piss their pants. )

Finally I managed to tear myself away from Star Ocean 3 long enough to play my damn legacy. Rejoice. REJOICE, DAMN YOU.

This update ran way longer than I intended it to.




( It's only REALLY a legacy once you've had glitches. )